I should be working on my English paper, but I'm at my friends house watching Reign of Fire with him and his new girlfriend. I ignored a lot of problems with it the first time I saw it because dragons are cool, end of story. Dragons are even cooler when they're eating people. This movie finally demonstrated what Dragon Fear truly is: it's not a magical fear effect, it's the sudden and cold realization that you have just been removed to the bottom of the food chain.

I notice that my last sentence has sharply divided my readership, if any, into two distinct camps: Those who play D&D, and those who do not.